I almost never post commentary with cupcakes; I’d go so far as to say that there are only a few rules to be followed when blogging cupcakes. First rule, you do not talk about cupcakes. Second rule, you DO NOT talk about cupcakes.
That said, a most amazing thing happened when I decided to curate a post for anti-Valentine’s Day. (I made the decision to counter what I felt would no doubt be a day inundated with TOO MUCH PINK and TOO MUCH MUSH, for those of us who choose to be single).
I googled “sad cupcakes”.
Yes, sad cupcakes.
Here is what I found.
First there was this lovely photo (entitled: sad, sad cupcake) bound to bring tears to any cupcake-lover’s eyes (ed. Don’t worry, you can still eat the top half):

Then I stumbled onto a message board discussing one school’s terrible decision to ban cupcakes from lunch, which garnered this response:

Finally, there was my personal favorite, Sad Keanu eating a cupcake. Poor guy is so down even cupcakes can’t break through…

HAPPY ANTIVALENTINE’S DAY, TUMBLR! Go eat a cupcake!